|  HELLO AMERICANS, THIS IS OUR BAND LEADER. KLAUS. KLAUS LIKE WALK ON BEACH, HE LIKE LONG HAIR. HE DOESNT LIKE STUPID AMERICAN BOYS WHO THINK THEY ARE HARDCORE. HE USES MATHEMATIC EQUATIONS TO PROVE THAT THERE NO SUCH THING AS HARDCORE. SORRY FOR OUR FANS, WE HAVE BEEN ON TOUR, AND IT IS HARD TO KEEP UPDATING SITE, IF YOU WANT CD OR T-SHIRT, EMAIL US AT THECOMMONDENOMINATORS@HOTMAIL.COM THAT IS ALL. EAT YOUR GRAINS, KNOW GEOGRAPHY, AND TAKE OFF YOUR HORRIBLE BANDS T-SHIRT. THANK YOU, AND GOD BLESS FINLAND. CD. OUT. |
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| HELLO STUPID AMERICANS, THIS IS KLAUS FROM THE COMMON DENOMINATORS. IF YOU READ THIS, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE A STUPID AMERICAN, BECAUSE THIS WAS INTRODUCE TO "STUPID AMERICANS," AND ONLY "STUPID AMERICANS". SO, STUPID AMERICANS, WE CURRENTLY HAVE BEEN READING PHYSICS TODAY MAGAZINE AND REALIZE THAT YOUR PROFESSORS ARE ACTUALLY FROM OVER SEAS, NOT YOUR OWN. YOU SAY WE KNOW NOTHING OF YOUR COUNTRY, BUT WE KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY THAN YOU. WE HAVE BEEN IN YOU COUNTRY MANY TIME. IF YOU HAVE BEEN IN OUR COUNTRY, YOU WOULD KNOW OURS IS MUCH BETTER. WE ARE A PURE SOCIETY, AND WE KNOW MATHEMTICS LIKE YOU THINK ATKINS DEIT IS GOOD FOR YOU. HAHAHA. SIMPLE MATHEMATICS WILL PROVE TO YOU THAT ATKINS WILL NOT WORK. HAHA. STUPID VEGITARIAN HARDCORE BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL TREE HUGGING AMERICANS. HAHAHA. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED, YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NOT FOLLOWED OUR MATHEMATICS. ITS NOT OPINION LIKE MOST OF YOU U.S.FAGGOT THINK, BUT IT IS SIMPLE MATHEMATIC EQUATIONS THAT WILL PROVE YOU WRONG. BUY OUR CD U.S.A. BUY A EQUATION SHEET, BUY A TI-89 AND MEMORIZE THE SECONDARY BUTTONS. BUY A T-SHIRT. LOVE YOU MOTHER. HATE YOURSELVES. WE LOVE AMERICANS. CD. OUT. |
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| U.S.A. = 23(4X-10Y)/ R³ = FUCKING STUPID |
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THIS GOT TO BE FUNNIEST JOKE EVER WITH OUT SAYINGS A WORD. |
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